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"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
Seven deadly sins shopping plaza
"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."
At the Sloth Amusement Park
Tags:sloth, sloths, arboreal mammals, mammal, mammals, fair, fairs, fairground, fairgrounds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair ride, fair rides, amusement ride, amusement rides, escalator, escalators, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, adrenaline rush, tourist, tourists
Identity Crisis Support Group
"Do you ever get tired of looking up woodpeckers' assholes?''
"Technology is ruining us."
"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
Tags:slacker, slackers, slacking off, skive, skives, skiving, sloth, slothful, insubordinate, insubordination, bad employee, bad employees, manager, managers, management, lazy, employee, employees, sleep, sleeping, work, working, guilt, guilty, boss, bosses, office, offices, employed, employment, nap, napping, naps, kip, kips, sleepy, sleeps, laziness
"I keep meaning to escape."
Tags:sloth, slothes, zoo, zoos, escape, escapes, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, plan, plans, planning, lazy, slow, move, moves, moving, movement, movements, slow movements, mean, means, meaning, mean to do something, hang, hangs, hanging, upside down, stuck, cage, cages, enclosure, enclosures, trap, trapped
"We suck at this."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Tags:wise man, wisemen, wiseman, wise men, monk, monks, cheesy fries, cheese fries, cheeses, enlightenment, enlightenments, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, meditate, meditates, meditating, mountain, mountains, top, tops, happy medium, compromise, cheese fries, fries, happy, happiness, lazy, laziness, sloth, temptations, sins, self-realization, self-realisation, moderation, eating, healthy eating, healthy living, lifestyle, lifestyles, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, fatty food, fatty foods, glutton, gluttony
"How long have you been on antidepressants?"
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
Honey I'm Home
Tags:sloth, sloths, slow moving, slow movers, crawl, crawling, honey i'm home, honey im home, return home, return home, going home, coming home, go home, come home, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, short commute, short commute, couple, couples, arboreal mammal, arboreal mammals, slow, sleepy, tired, tiredness
Seven deadly sins store
Fastest slowest animal
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, sloth, sloths, snail, snails, win, winner, winners, wins, won, winning, race, racing, raced, races, competition, competitions, reptile, reptiles, victor, victorious, victory, victories, fastest slowest animal, fastest slowest animals, paradox, paradoxes, zoologist, zoologists, zoology
"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."
'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'
"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."
Tags:potus, white house, president trump, donald trump, trump administration, trump presidency, public duty, impeachment, impeachment trial, impeachment inquiry, ukraine scandal, abuse of power, leader of the western world, russian doll, russian dolls, matryoshka doll, matryoshka, envy, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, greed, greedy, greediness, sloth, sloths, wrath, vice, vices
'You are morally bankrupt. However, I'm offering a bailout package which permits sloth, envy and limited gluttony.'
"We've had complaints."
Tags:complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, sloth, sloths, waiter, waiters, wait staff, server, servers, serving, slow service, slow server, slow servers, front of house, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, professional cook, professional cooks, cooking, kitchen, professional kitchen, professional kitchens, long wait, long waits, delay, delays, long delay, long delays, too much coffee man
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
Tags:dog, dogs, walk, walks, go for a walk, goes for a walk, going for a walk, walkie, walkies, lazy, sloth, slovenly, couch potato, couch potatoes, exercise, exercises, exercising, regular exercise, regular exercising, regular exercises, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, fat shame, fat shames