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"Technology is ruining us."
"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
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Even my cat makes me feel lazy
The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'
'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'
"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"
Tags:lazy, laziness, lazy husband, lazy husbands, useless, uselessness, useless husband, useless husbands, good-for-nothing, layabout, layabouts, shiftless, lethargic, sloth, slothful, indolent, enable, enables, enabling, enabler, enablers, enabling, wife, wives, patient, patience, sit around, sits around, sitting around, easy chair, easy chairs
'I know a lost cause when I see one.'
'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'
"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."
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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/
"I've discovered that I'm homework intolerant."
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Book on Thumb Twiddling
A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.
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Procrastinator Hall of Fame
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'With our new home automation everything in the house is self-activated except Harold.'
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"This is my furlough day. I just came in to escape the yard work at home."
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The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'
'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'
"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."
"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."
"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."
"Why'd you move the couch so far from the TV?"
"I can't believe it...summer's almost over...time has slipped through my hands...life has passed me by."