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"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
At the Sloth Amusement Park
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"Do you ever get tired of looking up woodpeckers' assholes?''
"We suck at this."
"How long have you been on antidepressants?"
Honey I'm Home
Tags:sloth, sloths, slow moving, slow movers, crawl, crawling, honey i'm home, honey im home, return home, return home, going home, coming home, go home, come home, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, short commute, short commute, couple, couples, arboreal mammal, arboreal mammals, slow, sleepy, tired, tiredness
"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."
Tags:potus, white house, president trump, donald trump, trump administration, trump presidency, public duty, impeachment, impeachment trial, impeachment inquiry, ukraine scandal, abuse of power, leader of the western world, russian doll, russian dolls, matryoshka doll, matryoshka, envy, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, greed, greedy, greediness, sloth, sloths, wrath, vice, vices
"We've had complaints."
Tags:complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, sloth, sloths, waiter, waiters, wait staff, server, servers, serving, slow service, slow server, slow servers, front of house, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, professional cook, professional cooks, cooking, kitchen, professional kitchen, professional kitchens, long wait, long waits, delay, delays, long delay, long delays, too much coffee man
"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"
'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'
Coffee tree sloths
'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'
'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'
Google Maps for Sloths
"I never wanted this to be a long-distance relationship."
'Some super computer you turned out to be.'
'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'
"For heaven's sake, stop worrying. You're supposed to feel sluggish!"
"How the hell does he do that?"
'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'
"I don't stand a chance."