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"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
Honey I'm Home
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'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'
The Dukakis Surge Finally reaches Tahiti
'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'
The interviews hadn't begun, but Carl was quietly confident
A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.
'Right we need an urgent response to our productivity problems...'
'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'
"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
'I'm going to be a little late.'
'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'
Speed Dating for Turtles
"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."
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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'
The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...
'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'
Making fun of Starfish.
'The idyllic pace of life of the Inuit people.'
'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'
'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'
'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'
'It's not a finish line it's a trip wire.'
Cafe Escargot: Slow Food.