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"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"
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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
"The service is polite and well meaning, if a little slow."
"We've had complaints."
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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
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"Remember, the customer is always right!"
"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
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'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'
"Waiter, I'd like to order, unless I've eaten, in which case bring me the check."
'Were you trying to attract my attention, Sir?'
'The wine should be done anytime now.'
"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."
Tags:long wait, long waits, wait time, wait times, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, restaurant, eat out, eats out, eating out, cafe, cafes, slow service, slow server, slow servers, impatient, impatience, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, realistic attitude, realistic attitudes, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, eatery, eateries
"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"
Tags:restaurant, eating out, dining out, crayon, crayons, colouring in, coloring in, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, wait staff, waiting staff, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, slow service, kids menu, kid's menus, childrens menu, children's menus, drawing on placemats
"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."
One Hour Sandwich shop
'It won't be long now, sir. The chef has already sent the chicken a death threat.'
"A tip for my waiter? Well you could tell him he needs to speed up quite a bit..."
'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'
'In case of emergency break glass.'
'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'
'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'
'Sorry to keep you waiting.'
'The food is great, but the service is slow.'
"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."