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'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, choke, chokes, choked, choking, slow, slows, slowness, too late, behind, miss, misses, missing, missed, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, large bat, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hello. How are you?'
'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'
'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'
"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
'I'm going to be a little late.'
"Carol, is everything alright? You don't seem sluggish today."
Tags:slug, slugs, sluggish, sluggishness, slow, slowness, listless, listlessness, tired, tiredness, tire, tiring, snail, snails, concern, concerning, concerns, worry, worried, worried, worrisome, depression, depressed, illness, illnesses, symptom, symptoms, exhaustion, exhausted, mollusc, molluscs, exhaustions, garden snail, garden snails, bad day, bad days
Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketballer, basketballer, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, unskilled, unemployed, unemployment, homeless, homelessness, poor, poorness, not good enough, forward, forwards, guard, guards, skill, skills, slow, slowness, height issue, height issues, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I know I promised a candlelight dinner, but it's taking forever to cook over this thing!'
Tags:dinner, dinners, date, dates, dating, dated, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, candle, candles, candlelight, candlelights, fire, fires, flame, flames, fry, fries, frying, fried, frying pan, frying pans, pan, pans, romance, romantic, romantics, fool, fools, idiot, idiots, slow, slowness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You don't get it, Will. 'Go long!' is just a prank. You can come back now.'
Tags:prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joke, jokes, joking, joked, football, american football, footballer, footballers, player, players, go long, receiver, receivers, receive, received, receiving, idiot, idiots, slow, slowness, thick, dumb, stupid, stupidity, fool, fools, fooled, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'
Tags:snail, snails, slow, slowness, baseball, base ball, run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, athlete, athletes, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, field, fields, fielding, fielder, fielders, base, bases, hurry, hurries, rush, rushes, rushing, rusher, rushers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
In tray and Out tray
Unconformist makes square wheel
'Slow, Slower, Total Moron.'
'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'
"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."
'Could this broadband be any slower?'
'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'
"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."
'How should I know how far it is to Yuma by way the crow flies! My way is about 40 years.'
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