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"Anybody up there need an autograph?"
Tags:autograph, autographs, signature, signatures, baseball player, baseball players, baseball, sports star, sports stars, major league, celebrity, celebrities, out of favor, slump, slumps, slumping, star, stars, famous, infamous, desperate, desperation, attention seeker, attention seekers, attention seeking
Slumpy the economic indicator for kids
'The problem seems to be pointing in your direction, Ferguson.'
"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
Tags:osteopath, chiropracter, bone cruncher, back problems, rounded shoulders, cellphone, social media, doctor, keyboard warrior, straightened out, slump, slumps, slumping, bad posture, posture, correction, corrections, correct, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, addict, addicts, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles
"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
Tags:lazy, laziness, slump, mess, messy, untidy, untidiness, blame, blames, blaming, responsibility, responsible, responsibilities, bossa nova, drunk, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, despair, despairing, wives, wife, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, blame it on the bossa nova
Baseball Clubhouse Pranks
'Never mind. I'm sure the Royal wedding will cheer us all up.'
The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency
'The quarterly earnings don't look good. We seem to be in a bit of a slump.'
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
"The quarterly earnings don't look good. We seem to be in a bit of a slump."
The Incredible Skulk
Tags:incredible, skulk, skulks, skulking, skulker, skulkers, sulk, sulks, sulking, sulker, sulkers, transform, transforming, transforms, shapeshift, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, shapeshifting, shape shift, shape shifter, shape shifting, shape shifters, metamorphosis, slouch, slouches, sloucher, slouchers, slouching, slump, slumps, slumping, bad posture, stand up straight, teenage, teenager, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent
The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.
The U.S. economy heading towards a downturn
Man whose head resembles a Christmas pudding.
'Frankly, I don't see any chance of your hitting it big in the stock market.'
'And that's with massaging the numbers!'
Emergency pump in case of deflated earnings.
Taxi driver says to long-suffering passenger: 'If times get any harder, I'll have to start charging for my witty and perceptive opinions on various topical issues of the day.'
'Well, here we are again.'
Convict says: ' I got involved with mortgage fraud ... just as the market started to fall.'
'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'
'Geesh, Betty, your grazing is really off today!'
"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, block, blocks, blockage, blockages, waiter's block, problem, problems, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, slump, slumps, down in the dumps, stagnation, depression, depressed, feeling blue, sad, upset, melancholy, moody, bad day, bad days
'We didn't make any profits, but the good news is that our workplace is free of any performance enhancing drugs.'