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'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, nhl, national hockey league, hockey puck, hockey pucks, puck, pucks, doctor, doctors, pain, pains, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, hit, hits, dent, dents, dented, denting, smack, smacks, smacked, obvious, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Just say no...
'Spanking or non-spanking section?'
"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."
'You're high on rugs again!'
Drug dealer says: 'Please enjoy responsibly.'
Carbon Face Plant
'I'm surprised you weren't spanked as a child. Perhaps you should have been.'
Flu vaccine shortage forces man to seek out drug dealer.
Cavewoman smacking childs bottom for doing cave drawings
'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'
'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
'The Greasy Spoon' 'The dirty Needle'
'It's a bee! Get it off me!!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batted, batsman, batsmen, bee, bees, sting, stings, stinging, stung, scare, scares, scared, whack, whacks, whacked, whacking, smack, smacks, smacked, smacking, phobia, phobias, wasp, wasps, panic, panics, panicking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'
Tags:basketball, player, players, smack, smacks, smacking, smacked, hit, hits, hitting, knock out, knock outs, knockout, knockouts, knocks out, knocked out, out cold, simultaneous, simultaneously, unlikely, absurd, out of the ordinary, unbelieveable, improbable, not likely, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'
'Yes, but the ideological notion that striking a child isn't justified under any circumstances contradicts thousands of years of parenting experience.'
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'