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'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
'Spanking or non-spanking section?'
'I'm surprised you weren't spanked as a child. Perhaps you should have been.'
Cavewoman smacking childs bottom for doing cave drawings
'Excellent! There's no mention of a ban on Grandparents smacking children..' (children fighting in background).
"I wasn't waving you away dismissively. I was trying to smack you."
'I agree. It's high time we stopped smacking our Wayne.'
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
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'It's a bee! Get it off me!!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batted, batsman, batsmen, bee, bees, sting, stings, stinging, stung, scare, scares, scared, whack, whacks, whacked, whacking, smack, smacks, smacked, smacking, phobia, phobias, wasp, wasps, panic, panics, panicking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'
Tags:basketball, player, players, smack, smacks, smacking, smacked, hit, hits, hitting, knock out, knock outs, knockout, knockouts, knocks out, knocked out, out cold, simultaneous, simultaneously, unlikely, absurd, out of the ordinary, unbelieveable, improbable, not likely, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'
'Yes, but the ideological notion that striking a child isn't justified under any circumstances contradicts thousands of years of parenting experience.'
'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''
"Dad, was there good medicine for behavioural problems when you were a kid?"
Man discovers that belt can also be used to hold up his pants.
Thank you for not smacking
'It's not that I don't want to spank you. It's just that I know you'll blog about it if I do.'
"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"
'I need that... there's torturing to do.'
'Mom is the disciplinarian in the family.'