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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, nhl, national hockey league, hockey puck, hockey pucks, puck, pucks, doctor, doctors, pain, pains, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, hit, hits, dent, dents, dented, denting, smack, smacks, smacked, obvious, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Spanking or non-spanking section?'
'I'm surprised you weren't spanked as a child. Perhaps you should have been.'
'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
'It's a bee! Get it off me!!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batted, batsman, batsmen, bee, bees, sting, stings, stinging, stung, scare, scares, scared, whack, whacks, whacked, whacking, smack, smacks, smacked, smacking, phobia, phobias, wasp, wasps, panic, panics, panicking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'
Tags:basketball, player, players, smack, smacks, smacking, smacked, hit, hits, hitting, knock out, knock outs, knockout, knockouts, knocks out, knocked out, out cold, simultaneous, simultaneously, unlikely, absurd, out of the ordinary, unbelieveable, improbable, not likely, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'
'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''
Man discovers that belt can also be used to hold up his pants.
'Mind if I smack?'
'I need that... there's torturing to do.'
'You didn't spank me today. What did I do good?'
'Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you...!'
'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'
'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'
Child with syringe, Father saying - 'For goodness sake! A little smack isn't going to hurt him.'
"No, he definitely said big smack and chips."
I make it a policy not to smack children. You don't have any children! Exactly!
The Government In My Life.