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'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'
'Who had the shrimp cocktail and who had the regular?'
Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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'My family tree is Bonsai.'
'Well, I am sure my doctor said I should go and see a shrink.'
'Sometimes Todd is sensitive about his height.'
'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'
'He doesn't believe him when I say that size doesn't matter.'
'I'm afraid I'm not very good at small talk!'
'You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say you found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?'
'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre
In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)
'If you want to avoid confrontation try removing the microchip from your shoulder.'
Small prisoner stands under sign designating size for people to enter prisons.
Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.
'Haven't you heard of shrinkage?'
I'm a gangster rap fan too!
"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
Tiny Tim gets a promotion.
Son measuring father.