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'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'
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sins, sinning, confessional booth, catholics, catholic priest, catholic priests, catholicism, churches, small man, small men, confess, confession, confessional, catholic, priest, priests, church, chapel, small, tiny, wee, little, dwarf, minorPlanning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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military training, army recruitment, armed forces, soldiers, boot camps, armies, downsize, army, marines, soldiers, boot camp, sergeant, sgt, nco, military training, military discipline, military ranks, military recruit, downsizing, downsizes, downsized, enlisted men, officers, private, privates, size, small, smallness, small men, small man, height requirement, defence budget, defence budgets, height requirements'My family tree is Bonsai.'
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bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, bonsais, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, family trees, relation, relations, family tree, small man, dwarf, dwarves, midget, midgets, tiny, stunted growth'You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say you found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?'
In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)
'If you want to avoid confrontation try removing the microchip from your shoulder.'
Small prisoner stands under sign designating size for people to enter prisons.
Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.
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fair, fairs, autumn fair, autumn fairs, small man, small men, pumpkin competition, largest competition, fall, autumn, pumpkin, contest, large, small, perspective, vegetable, vegetables, prize, prizes, garden, gourd, ribbon, agriculture"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
Son measuring father.
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grow, grows, growing, growing up, tall, taller, growing taller, getting taller, height, heights, height chart, height charts, son, sons, father, fathers, fatherhood, role reversal, role reversals, parent, parents, parenting, small man, small men, short man, short men