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"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."
"We met at the minibar."
'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'
No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.
"No, you don't look taller, Ferdinand. You're still a shrimp."
United States Bureau of Big Doors and/or Small People (little man or big door?)
'Age?' - 'Thirty three.' - 'Nationality?' - 'British' - 'Ethnicity?' - 'Full fat half pint white.'
'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'
Huge, tough guy going to sit in front of little man at movie theater.
'Where are the jockey shorts?'
Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out
'You're in luck, Mr. Lawson! As we keep reducing the size of our office cubicles we're hiring smaller and smaller people!'
Common excuses of large people: 'Inside me is a beautiful person trying to get out.' ('Yeh, he ate me too!')
'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'