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"What am I, chopped liver?"
National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated
Tags:capitalism, capitalist, capitalistic, business, businesses, small, smaller, mom and pop, family business, family, families, stores, stores, shop, shops, shopping, strip mall, mall, malls, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertising, market, marketing, headquarter, headquarters, incorporated, corporate, corporations, corporation
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."
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'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'
Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!
"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"
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"He looks bigger on TV."
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'Would you consider a swap?'
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, oil, cost, costs, prices, prices, expensive, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, autos, swap, swaps, swapped, cheaper, smaller, small, tiny, little, economical, big, suv, large, trade, hybrid, hybrids, downsize, downsizing, downsized, guzzler, guzzlers, 4x4, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers
Blow yourself up to poster size.
'Ms Garms, is my desk getting bigger or am I getting shrimpier?'
Pet Dogs Memorial is Larger than Owners' Memorials
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, beloved, memorial, memorials, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, more important, bigger, larger, more expensive, smaller, tiny, cheaper, grave, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, wife, wives, husband, husbands, couple, couples, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, beloved pet, beloved pets, beloved dog, beloved dogs, death, dead
'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'
'He can't dribble or shoot, but he's got a good head for the game.'
Wanting to impress her date, Diane squeezed herself into a pair of jeans she hadn't worn since college.
'Get into the machine, Arnie. You're being downsized also.'
People leave IRS office smaller than when they entered.
'Didn't you hear? To help with prison overcrowding, they're focusing on arresting smaller criminals.'
Tags:small, smalls, smaller, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, arrest, arrests, arresting, overcrowd, overcrowds, overcrowding, overcrowded, midget, midgets, focus, focusing, focussed, criminal, criminals, con, cons, convict, convicts, jail, jails, cell, cells, cell mate, cell mates, close to home
"If we have to run downhill, I would prefer it if you were to go first..."
"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."
'It's not fair. The keypads get smaller and my fingers get fatter.'
'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'
'I need a larger cubicle.'
'Actually, they look like ants down there too.'
The Smallest Room.