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I Wish I Were a Better Speck of Dust
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The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.
"Welcome to the Small Business Administration."
'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'
'I'm not overweight I'm under height.'
'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'
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'It's no good, I still feel damned significant.'
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
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'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'
'I hate it when he tries to prove he's taller than me.'
"Here, this might fit."
"We split 'cos of his altitude."
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'
"I'm a little short."
Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.
'I see a tall dark stranger.'
'I didn't think this is what they meant by a doctor shortage in the rural areas.'
'Size matters on the Podium.'
Long Johns and Short Johns.
'Carlisle, is it true that you've been wearing elevator shoes?'
'Well this is awkward.'
Bizarre But True.