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A case against talking furniture
"Get lost! I don't want to wash your rags made by child labour!"
"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."
"I'm charging my smartphone."
"Your home keeps calling my home dumb. My home may not be smart, but at least it's not rude."
"The only thing left in our house that's not wireless is my mouth."
"He's tech savvy and likes his privacy. He some how figured out how to disable the pet cam."
Tags:tech savvy, tech savviness, technically savvy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technical skills, tech skill, tech skills, privacy, privacy setting, privacy settings, privacy rights, smarthome, smart home, smart-house, smart-homes, smart-houses, smarthouse, iot, internet of things
"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."
Tags:technical support, tech support, tech supports, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, tech package, tech-support, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, smart house, smart-house, smarthouse, smart home, smart homes, smart-home, smart-homes
"I live in a smart home with a smart TV, and I have a smartphone. You'd think there'd be some osmosis."
Tags:smarthome, smarthomes, smart home, smart homes, smart-home, smart-homes, smartphone, smartphones, smart tv, smart tvs, smart television, smart televisions, osmosis, intellect, intellectual, intellectuals, intelligence, report card, report cards, school report, school reports, grade, grades, learning by osmosis
"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."
"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."
Tags:clutter, untidy, untidiness, smarthouse, smart house, smart home, smart homes, smart-home, smart-homes, smart-house, smart-houses, gadget, gadgets, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, gadget, gadgets, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, antisocial, antisocialness, socialising, socializing, socialisize, socialise, anti-socialness, guest, guests, visitor, visitors
"Our smoke alarm is not only smart, it's also sensitive. Visiting a website that has a video of a fire set it off."
Tags:smoke alarm, smoke alarms, fire alarm, fire alarms, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire risk, fire risks, website, websites, fire safety, health and safety, health & safety, sensitive, sensitiveness, smart house, smart home, smart homes, smart houses, smart-house, smart-houses, smart-home, smart-homes, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry
"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."
Tags:smart home, smart homes, smart-home, smart-homes, smart house, iot, programming, program, programs, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, clutter, spring clean, spring cleans, spring cleaning, spring cleaner, spring cleaners, unnecessary clutter, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, family life, family-life
"And this smart kitchen gadget coordinates and disciplines all your other smart kitchen gadgets."
"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."
"I'm sorry, Robin & Liz are out - please call back when one, or both of us, are back."
"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."
Tags:smart home, smart-home, smart-homes, smart homes, smart house, smart-house, lazy, laziness, i.o.t., internet of things, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, lazing about, untidy, slob, slobs, slobbery, slobbish, kid, kids, chore, chores, housework, household chore, household chores
"Now with this toaster, sir, you can tweet, send text messages, emails and control your central heating."