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'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
Tags:electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets
Of Men and Mice
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
'Which pair of pajamas says 'smart casual'?'
"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
Tags:question, questions, audience, audiences, member of the audience, panel, panels, lecture, lectures, lecturing, debate, debates, question and answer, q&a, unusual, panel debate, aspiring, advice, advising, advise, adviser, promote, good question, bad question, good questions, bad questions, smart, witty, wit, wits, education, educate, learn, learning, learns, learned
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."
Tags:asian, asians, stereotype, stereotypes, heritage, culture, cultural identity, race, education, intelligence, smart, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, high achiever, high achievers, good grades, good marks, honor roll, honour roll, straight a's, report card, report cards, progress report, progress reports
"That just shows how little you know."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, smart dog, smart dogs, intelligent, smart, good dog, good dogs, paying, parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, change, coin, coins
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, playing, make-believe, role-playing, fantasy, dress-up, dress up, education, higher education, phd, doctorate, postgraduate, postgrad, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, overachiever, overachievers, ambitious, starting early, studying, learning, teacher's pet, precocious, getting ahead, intelligent, smart
"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, walking and texting, cape, capes, cell, cell phone, phone, mobile, phones, mobiles, mobile phone, smart, smart phone, text, texting, walk, walking, walks, texts, building, damage, damages, damaging, break, breaks, breaking, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, destroying, office block
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
Tags:mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversationalist, conversationalists, steer a conversation, steering a conversation, expert, experts, expertise, self-interested, self-assured, self-assurance, area of expertise, areas of expertise, show-off, showing off, smart, intelligent, intelligence, limited intelligence, appearance, appearances, putting on appearances
"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, sharp, quick-witted, smart, intelligent, perceptive, senility, old, elderly, old people, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, recess
Mensa Does Improv
Tags:theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, iq, intelligence quotient, quotient, smart, smarts, intelligence, intelligent, clever, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted
Tags:university, universities, college, colleges, fraternity, frat, frats, frat house, frat party, sorority, sororities, frat bros, frat brother, frat brothers, fraternity brothers, sorority sister, sorority sisters, ivy league, nerd, nerds, smart, yoga, yoga socks, yoga mat, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, kale, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, man bun, outcast, student, students
"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
Tags:informed, information, stress, stresses, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, therapist, therapists, therapy, well-informed, intelligent, intelligence, smart, smarts, iq, intelligence quotient, intelligence quotients, stress out, stresses out, stressing out, know too much, knows too much, knowing too much, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, cubist, cubists, cubism
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
Tags:lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play
"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."
Tags:midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, old age, dapper, smart, tidy, neat, dashing, men, man, woman, women, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionistas, fashionista, men's fashion, style, styles, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
"When you say he's smart, do you mean in a tests-well way or in a lot-of-money way?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, gossip, gossiping, girl talk, smart, intelligent, test, tests, testing, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, job, jobs, career, careers, work, social status, class, modern life