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'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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House Intelligence Committee
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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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Of Men and Mice
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"We've got enough rocks – what we need is better intelligence."
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
'Which pair of pajamas says 'smart casual'?'
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."
Tags:asian, asians, stereotype, stereotypes, heritage, culture, cultural identity, race, education, intelligence, smart, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, high achiever, high achievers, good grades, good marks, honor roll, honour roll, straight a's, report card, report cards, progress report, progress reports
"That just shows how little you know."
"I had street smarts but they weren't wall street smarts."
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
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"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
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"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
"Avery has total recall. He remembers every word he's ever said."
"He has intelligence but none of it is actionable."
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Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, cognitive test, cognitive testing, cognitive tests, test, tests, tested, testing, small brain, small brains, brain, brains, intelligence test, intelligence tests, lesser intelligence, pretend, pretending, pretends, pretended, iq test, cognitive, basic intelligence, basic, smart, dumb, not smart