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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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"What did you expect from a failing education system?"
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Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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'If history repeats itself, why can't we just learn about the first hundred years or so?'
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
"I bought a dictionary so I'll never be at a loss for words."
'Someone needs to work on their parenting skills!'
'Never say never.'
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'
"Find out if he has something on us, or if he's just being a smart aleck?"
'That's it. Your allowance doesn't include a suggested gratuity.'
'That's the new employee who made a wise-crack to the boss about how limited the company stock options are!'
"She has a smart phone, a smart TV and a smart mouth."
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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'
Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude
'Well, if you already know the answer, why are you asking me?'
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
'Environmentalists do too take baths!'
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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.