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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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"What did you expect from a failing education system?"
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"I bought a dictionary so I'll never be at a loss for words."
'Never say never.'
'Very funny, you smart aleck little punks! No treats for you! Go on, GIT!'
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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"Find out if he has something on us, or if he's just being a smart aleck?"
'That's the new employee who made a wise-crack to the boss about how limited the company stock options are!'
"She has a smart phone, a smart TV and a smart mouth."
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'Consulting services: know-it-alls wanted"
'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'
'Well, if you already know the answer, why are you asking me?'
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.
'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'Early for detention? See you at 2pm.'
'So you want me to put on a sweater because you feel cold? Are you thirsty too? Perhaps I should drink something.'
'Error Lesson plan needs clever retorts for class hecklers,'
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."
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'Always the wise guy.'
'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'
'My homework? Why, at home.'