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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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The three wiseacres.
'Do what you're told... and quit rolling your eyes at me!'
"I bought a dictionary so I'll never be at a loss for words."
'Never say never.'
"Find out if he has something on us, or if he's just being a smart aleck?"
'That's the new employee who made a wise-crack to the boss about how limited the company stock options are!'
"She has a smart phone, a smart TV and a smart mouth."
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'Well, if you already know the answer, why are you asking me?'
'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'Early for detention? See you at 2pm.'
'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'Error Lesson plan needs clever retorts for class hecklers,'
"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."
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'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'
'My homework? Why, at home.'
"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"
'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'
'You always insist on having the last word.'
'Watch my step? What are you, a wise guy?'