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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart alecks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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'That's the new employee who made a wise-crack to the boss about how limited the company stock options are!'
"She has a smart phone, a smart TV and a smart mouth."
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smart mouth, smart mouths, smart tech, smart technology, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, kid, kids, attitude problem, attitude problems, bad attitude, bad attitudes, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, wisecrack, wisecracks, sarcastic, sarcasm"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasms, apps, app, application, applications, dads, parents, kids, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, wit, witticism, witticisms, gadget, gadgets, banter, comeback, combacks, gadgetry, dad, parent, kid, friend, smart phone, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecs, smart alecks"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'Early for detention? See you at 2pm.'
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detention, detentions, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, smart ass, smart asses, school, schools, schooling, tardy, tardiness, teacher, teachers, discipline, late, lateness, punctuality, student, students, pupil, pupils'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'Error Lesson plan needs clever retorts for class hecklers,'
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teacher, teachers, lesson plan, lesson plans, heckler, hecklers, heckling, heckle, heckled, heckles, retort, retorts, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, lesson, lessons, smart ass, smart asses, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, kid, kids, pupils, pupil"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."
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alphabet, vowels, divorce, know-it-all, smarty pants, always right, knowledge, in common, know it all, vowel, alphabets, divorces, divorcing, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, smart alek, grammar, english language, shared interest, shared interests, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, marital problem, marital problems, common ground'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'
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maturity, smart aleck, smart alecks, smart alec, smart alecs, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, growing up, grow up, grows up, family life, family-life, teen, teens, teenager, growing up, grow up, grows up, adolescent, adolescents, sass, sassy, sassiness"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"
'Watch my step? What are you, a wise guy?'
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