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'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'
"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"
'Well, if you already know the answer, why are you asking me?'
While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'So you want me to put on a sweater because you feel cold? Are you thirsty too? Perhaps I should drink something.'
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."
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'Always the wise guy.'
'What if there were no hypothetical situations?'
'What children live in the sea?'
"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."
'How many seconds in a year? Well every month has one, so that's 12!'
"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"
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"It's all very latest smart phone, the 'smartarse' phone."
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"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"
"No, mom, you specifically said for me to get everything off the floor!"
"You need to learn to solve your own problems."
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