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"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
Tags:dining, microwave ovens, computers, chess, lasagna, celebrities, technology, household, computer chess, smart appliance, smart appliances, home appliance, home appliances, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplicated, reheat, reheats, reheating, reheated, leftovers, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, mankoff
"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."
Tags:smart house, smart houses, smart appliance, smart appliances, smart lights, smart light, remote controlled, internet of things, remote, remotes, flicker, flickers, lost remote, lost remotes, lost flicker, lost flickers, new house, tech, high tech, cutting edge, cutting edge technology, lost, misplaced
"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."
Tags:chess, chess game, chess games, chess player, chess players, chessboard, chessboards, supercomputer, supercomputers, artificial intelligence, ai, smart technology, internet of things, smart appliances, smart appliance, toaster, toaster, old age, old man, old men, getting on, getting old, aging, losing it, losing you edge, losing ones edge, competitive chess
"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."
Tags:appliance, appliances, electronics, smart appliance, smart appliances, stove, stoves, oven, oven, blender, blenders, kitchen, kitchens, forgot, forgotten, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, home, homes, safety, protection, fire safety, security, modern life
"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"
Tags:remote control, remote controls, smart appliance, smart appliances, heat, heats, heating, heating system, heating systems, digital age, modern times, heater, heaters, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, error, errors, inconvenience
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern life
"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."
"I like the convenience of high tech appliances, but the washer's texts during the spin cycle are unreadable."
Tags:text, texts, texting, cell phones, cell phone, phones, phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, communication, communicate, smartphones, technology, washers, washer, appliance, appliances, high tech, smart appliance, smart appliances, modern life, modern times, modern technology, unnecessary, unnecessary complication, unnecessary complications, high tech, high-tech
"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."
Tags:smart appliance, smart appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, smart tech, smart technology, smart technologies, household appliance, household appliances, dishwasher, dishwashers, dishes, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, lazy, laziness, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."
Tags:cook, cooks, cooking, oven, ovens, smart appliance, smart appliances, appliance salesman, appliance salesmen, white goods, convenience, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, convenience, takeaway, takeaways, order out, ordering out, eat out, eats out, eating out, can't be bothered, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, slovenly
"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."
Tags:smart appliance, smart appliances, smart technology, smart technologies, hack, hacks, hacked, meal planner, meal planners, meal plan, meal plans, meal planning, hacker, hackers, breakfast, breakfasts, brekkie, appliance, appliances, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, smart technology, run amok, runs amok
"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"
"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."
"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."
"Mom, it's simple. Back up the settings, run utilities, restore the data, and you've got toast!"
Tags:smart appliances, smart home, smart homes, smart appliance, toaster, toast, toasts, smart house, technological advances, technical advances, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobic, technophobes, technophobics, technophobia, toasters, web-connected, internet, technology, computers, complications, confusion, complexity
"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."
"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."
"I don't want a smart toilet. It might realize what it is and throw up."
Tags:home improvement, home improvement, smart tech, smart toilets, toilet, toilets, iot, internet of things, smart toilet, shopping, hardware, big box store, major appliances, new fangled, modern, bidet toilet, married couple, bathroom, water closet, smart appliance, suspicious, ai, artificial intelligence, a.i.
"I have so many smart appliances talking to each other the wifi has become a party line."