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"Here, too, a "share" button?"
Tags:microwave, microwaving, heat up, heating up, cook, cooking, share, share button, share buttons, social media, social media obsessed, social media sharing, sharing, share, oversharing, overshare, over sharing, over share, food photos, food pics, internet of things, smart cooker, smart appliances
"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."
Tags:smart house, smart houses, smart appliance, smart appliances, smart lights, smart light, remote controlled, internet of things, remote, remotes, flicker, flickers, lost remote, lost remotes, lost flicker, lost flickers, new house, tech, high tech, cutting edge, cutting edge technology, lost, misplaced
"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
Tags:dining, microwave ovens, computers, chess, lasagna, celebrities, technology, household, computer chess, smart appliance, smart appliances, home appliance, home appliances, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplicated, reheat, reheats, reheating, reheated, leftovers, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, mankoff
"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."
Tags:chess, chess game, chess games, chess player, chess players, chessboard, chessboards, supercomputer, supercomputers, artificial intelligence, ai, smart technology, internet of things, smart appliances, smart appliance, toaster, toaster, old age, old man, old men, getting on, getting old, aging, losing it, losing you edge, losing ones edge, competitive chess
"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."
Tags:appliance, appliances, electronics, smart appliance, smart appliances, stove, stoves, oven, oven, blender, blenders, kitchen, kitchens, forgot, forgotten, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, home, homes, safety, protection, fire safety, security, modern life
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern life
"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"
Tags:remote control, remote controls, smart appliance, smart appliances, heat, heats, heating, heating system, heating systems, digital age, modern times, heater, heaters, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, error, errors, inconvenience
"Watch what you say. The appliances have ears."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangster, mafia, mafiosa, criminal, criminals, crimes, organised crime, organised criminal, organised criminals, organized crime, organized criminal, organized criminals, bug, bugs, bugs, surveillance, surveillance equipment, evesdropping, evesdrop, listen in, walls have ears, appliances, smart appliances, internet of things, home automation, invasion of privacy
"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."
"I like the convenience of high tech appliances, but the washer's texts during the spin cycle are unreadable."
Tags:text, texts, texting, cell phones, cell phone, phones, phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, communication, communicate, smartphones, technology, washers, washer, appliance, appliances, high tech, smart appliance, smart appliances, modern life, modern times, modern technology, unnecessary, unnecessary complication, unnecessary complications, high tech, high-tech
"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."
Tags:smart appliance, smart appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, smart tech, smart technology, smart technologies, household appliance, household appliances, dishwasher, dishwashers, dishes, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, lazy, laziness, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."
"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."
Tags:cook, cooks, cooking, oven, ovens, smart appliance, smart appliances, appliance salesman, appliance salesmen, white goods, convenience, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, convenience, takeaway, takeaways, order out, ordering out, eat out, eats out, eating out, can't be bothered, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, slovenly
"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."
Tags:smart appliance, smart appliances, smart technology, smart technologies, hack, hacks, hacked, meal planner, meal planners, meal plan, meal plans, meal planning, hacker, hackers, breakfast, breakfasts, brekkie, appliance, appliances, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, smart technology, run amok, runs amok
"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"
"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."
"And this smart kitchen gadget coordinates and disciplines all your other smart kitchen gadgets."
"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."
"Let me go into another room. The smart appliances are listening."
Tags:phones, phone, smart phone, smart phones, appliances, appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliances, kitchen appliance, smart appliances, listen, listening, listened, listens, overheard, overhear, overhears, overhearing, spy, spying, spied, spies, listen in, listening in, listened in, listens in, modern day issue, modern issues, modern times, modern day
"Our smart refrigerator should have a sensor that stops pouring water when someone walks away and forgets to come back."
Tags:smart appliances, refrigerator, technology, water, computer, smart house, smart houses, iot, technological advances, smart fridge, smart fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, ai, artificial intelligence, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, flood, floods, flooding
"I have so many smart appliances talking to each other the wifi has become a party line."
"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."
"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."