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'They've really advanced car software.'
''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'
"It's not as cramped as you might think. Especially, when he lowers the partition."
"No! I'm not doing your taxes! Again!"
'And this is from our new line of self-driving, self-deprecating cars. It has a perfect driving record and it won't brag about it.'
'What with smart cars and cell phones, we have created mobile telephone booths.'
Never admit that you locked your keys in your Smart car.
'I don't want anyone to walk off with my smart car, so I keep it in my purse.'
"The new 4x4x4x4x4."
"What about tunnels and bridges?"
"My smartphone has issues with me smart car."
"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."
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"Our smart car may be a little too smat. It says if we think it's going out in this rain, we're crazy!"
I'm a Smart-Cow!
"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"
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"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"
Smart cars present new problems...
"Sorry I'm late. My smartphone teamed with my smart car and they decided I was too tired to drive."
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'How can our society produce this car and Honey Boo Boo at the same time?'
"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."
"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."
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'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'
'You don't qualify for a Smart Car, but I do have quite a few Dumb Cars you may be interested in.'
Driverless cars rage.