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"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."
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The Internet of Things
"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."
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"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."
"Are you sure you have everything wired correctly? Every time you try to change the channel, I hear the toilet flush."
"It's a smart toilet...after my husband uses it, the seat puts itself down!"
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
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"Get lost! I don't want to wash your rags made by child labour!"
"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"
"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."
'This app lets me remotely control every aspect of my house...except the crabgrass.'
'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'
"There's something wrong with the toaster, Joe."
"Our smoke alarm is not only smart, it's also sensitive. Visiting a website that has a video of a fire set it off."
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"I just got a text from our smart garage door. It says: Oops, my bad."
"These smart devices are going too far. The stove asked me to speak into the salt shaker."
"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."
"We now know what happens when you have a smart hone, and the electricity goes out."
"I just go a text from the iron, it's currently burning a hole in my new press."
'Can I stay up just a little bit longer and play video games? The smart speaker said she didn't care.'
"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."
"I told you to get more milk . . . idiot."
"Our smart refrigerator should have a sensor that stops pouring water when someone walks away and forgets to come back."
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"Your home keeps calling my home dumb. My home may not be smart, but at least it's not rude."
"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."