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Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.
"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."
Much needed Apple Watch features
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Even more watch notifications
"I synced it to my ankle bracelet, and now I get a little alert every time I'm off probation."
"That's it? You just want the time? I can also tell you my heart rate and blood pressure."
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"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."
Tags:fitness tracker, fitness trackers, fitness tracking, smartwatch, smartwatches, smart-watch, smart-watches, smart watch, smart watches, quicksand, quick-sand, sinking sand, sinking sands, exercise, exercising, fitness, fitness, level, fitness levels, explorer, explorers, exploring, sinkhole, sinkholes
"According to the app on my watch we're finished!"
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"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"
"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."
'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
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"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."
"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"
"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"
"Does that damn watch say we can finish yet?"
"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."
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"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"
"Hey, is that guy wearing a new smartwatch?"
Norman was still getting used to his new smartwatch.
John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.
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"It's an unfitness tracker. It shows how long I've wallowed."
"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."
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