Smartness Cartoons and Comics

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Button-Down Collars of the Workplace

'Without mentioning any names, certain liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code.'

'Just remember. . . work harder, work smarter and more importantly, you may have to work for less.'

Perception

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'It bothahd me that no one knows what it means until I realized it makes me look a lot smahtah than I really am!... Did I just insult myself?'

'You think you're sooo smart!'

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

"Do they look a year smarter to you?"

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Smart Phone versus Dumb Phone

'No Jimmy, teachers don't know everything. If we were that smart, we'd be doing something that paid.'

"They say we mice are as smart as rats. Do you realize what that means?"

'I wish I were the smartest person in the whole world.'

"I really like smart women."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Yeah, he is smart but he needs to work on his spelling."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Man with a balloon head.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'You're the man of my dreams, only not nearly as smart, rich or attractive.'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

'It's smart...that's why it's called a facts machine!'

'Your job will be to appeal to the smart consumer and bring 'em down to our level.'