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"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.
"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."
Even more watch notifications
"I synced it to my ankle bracelet, and now I get a little alert every time I'm off probation."
"I can't find the two-way radio,"
"That's it? You just want the time? I can also tell you my heart rate and blood pressure."
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"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."
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"According to the app on my watch we're finished!"
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"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."
"I'm wearing a FitBite."
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'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
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Norman was still getting used to his new smartwatch.
"Does that damn watch say we can finish yet?"
"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"
"Hey, is that guy wearing a new smartwatch?"
"According to my Fitbit, I burned 458 calories washing my hands today."
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"It doesn't tell time very well, but the movie watching experience is unparalleled."
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When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.
"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."
"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."
"I'll get the ball, but I draw the line at wearing your fitbit!"