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'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Weapons of mass destruction.
The fumble bee
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
Tags:piggy bank, piggy banks, child, children, kid, kids, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, stock market, stock market crash, market crash, market jitters, stock market jitters, rushing the banks, rush the banks, smashed, smash, break, broken, break open
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
Christmas bauble quality control.
Tags:sign, signs, signage, drive-thru, drive-thru window, drive-thru windows, drive-through, drive-throughs, drive-through window, drive-through windows, window, windows, fast food, restaurant, restaurants, smash, crash, shatter, glass, destroy, accident, accidents, go through, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, sidewalk, shards, building, buildings, literal, word play, wordplay
Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.
Tags:humpty dumpty, humpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, wall, walls, fall, falls, falling, crack, cracks, smash, smashes, smashing, scrambled, scramble, scrambles, eggs, scrambled eggs, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, cook, cooks, cooking, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, song, songs, tune, tunes, dish, dishes, favorite, favorites
Tags:media, technology, gadgets, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, occupied, not paying attention, preoccupied, concentration, concentrating, paying attention, hammer, hammers, nail, nails, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, to err, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, smash, smashes, smashing, annoyed, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning
"We have somehow angered the country's bowlers."
Tags:anger, angers, angered, bowler, bowlers, bowling, 10-pin, 10 pin bowling, country, countries, united states, us, government, meeting, meetings, white house, the white house, office, offices, the oval, the oval office, window, windows, smash, smashes, smashing, washington dc, washington, congress, congressman, throw, throws, throwing
"Mother, you mustn't conflate correlation with causation."
Tags:son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, baseball, baseball bat, baseball bats, ball, window, windows, smash, smashed, smashing, smashes, smashed window, conflate, conflates, conflating, correlate, correlates, correlating, correlation, correlations, cause, causes, causation, causations, excuse, excuses, scientific, approach, approaches, scientific approach
"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
"You're damned lucky that missed."
'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
Ban Ban from Bedrock...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, rant, rants, ranting, vindictive, vindictiveness, big stick, big sticks, smash, smashes, smashing, childish, childish behavior, childishness, bash, bashes, bashing, lose control, loses control, losing control, rant and rave, rants and raves, ranting and raving
Games fish shouldn't play...
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
"How's your blogging going?"
Tags:blog, blogs, blogging, write, writes, writer, writers, author, authors, writer's block, writers block, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, rage, rages, raging, difficulty, difficulties, mental block, mental blocks, furious, hammer, hammers, destroy, destroys, computer, pc, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, bash, bashes, bashing
Guitars on assembly line getting smashed.