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'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Weapons of mass destruction.
The fumble bee
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
Tags:sign, signs, signage, drive-thru, drive-thrus, drive-thru window, drive-thru windows, drive-through, drive-throughs, drive-through window, drive-through windows, window, windows, fast food, restaurant, restaurants, smash, crash, shatter, glass, destroy, accident, accidents, go through, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, sidewalk, shards, building, buildings, literal, word play, wordplay
"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
Ban Ban from Bedrock...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, rant, rants, ranting, vindictive, vindictiveness, big stick, big sticks, smash, smashes, smashing, childish, childish behavior, childishness, bash, bashes, bashing, lose control, loses control, losing control, rant and rave, rants and raves, ranting and raving
Games fish shouldn't play...
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
"How's your blogging going?"
Tags:blog, blogs, blogging, write, writes, writer, writers, author, authors, writer's block, writers block, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, rage, rages, raging, difficulty, difficulties, mental block, mental blocks, furious, hammer, hammers, destroy, destroys, computer, pc, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, bash, bashes, bashing
Guitars on assembly line getting smashed.
'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
Tags:winter, winters, rain, rainy, summer, summer sports, sport, sports, ball sports, tennis, golf, player, golfer, croquet, smash, smashing, hit, hitting, smashed, inside, damages, damaging, season, seasons, wintery, winter sports, leisure, household, interior, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, weather, bad weather, hobbies
'for what we are about to receive...'
"He never knew what hit him."
Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.
Darn you, you stupid hammer!
'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'