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'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
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Weapons of mass destruction.
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
Tags:piggy bank, piggy banks, child, children, kid, kids, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, stock market, stock market crash, market crash, market jitters, stock market jitters, rushing the banks, rush the banks, smashed, smash, break, broken, break open
Tags:humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, fall, wall, walls, smashed, shattered, broken, cracked, yolk, yolks, egg yolk, egg yolks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, the end of childhood, childhood's end, life lessons, death, dying, learning about death, reality, inside, end of innocence
"You're going to get a great summation! He's smashed!"
"Please take care of my brick."
"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, king, kings, horse, horses, men, man, government, government, politics, national interest, broken, smashed, cracked, ignoring
"This may just be the booze talking here, but... Fhsdfulsdajnnv;zkjdptthhhhhhhpbt!"
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"You know what? I probably could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again but I was just too pissed."
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"Out getting smashed, AGAIN?!"
"How's your blogging going?"
Tags:blog, blogs, blogging, write, writes, writer, writers, author, authors, writer's block, writers block, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, rage, rages, raging, difficulty, difficulties, mental block, mental blocks, furious, hammer, hammers, destroy, destroys, computer, pc, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, bash, bashes, bashing
"First of all, there was a bee in the car."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes, crash, crashes, smashed, banged up, destroyed, damaged, bent up, car rental, car rentals, rental car, rental cars, car rental agency, car rental agencies, rental agency, rental agencies, renting a car, insurance, car insurance, rental insurance, customer, customers, bad driver, bad drivers, bee, bees, bumblebee, bumblebees, blame, blaming, excuse, excuses, making excuses, return, returns, returning, transportation, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, car dealerships, car lot, car lots
A Man with poor eyesight has misjudged the Optometrist's door and smashed into the wall
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
Tags:winter, winters, rain, rainy, summer, summer sports, sport, sports, ball sports, tennis, golf, player, golfer, croquet, smash, smashing, hit, hitting, smashed, inside, damages, damaging, season, seasons, wintery, winter sports, leisure, household, interior, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, weather, bad weather, hobbies
"He never knew what hit him."
A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.
Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.
'She said not to worry, come home any time - she's smashed, too!'
'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'
'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.