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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
Jeff tests the smoke alarms.
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
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"Exactly. It's time you changed the batteries in the smoke alarm."
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Marvin Shlepmuffin - the guy who pre-programs your fire alarm battery to fail at 2:30 in the morning every time...
"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."
"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."
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"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"
'I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms.'
You set off the alarm in the seat of my chair. It goes up when somebody tries to blow smoke up my rear.'
'A smoke detector?? Safety regulations are getting out of hand!'
'Well fancy that. Why is the smoke alarm beeping?'
'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'
"That's the smoke alarm - our dinner must be ready...!"
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My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.
'As the housing inspector, I'm telling you to install a smoke detector.'
'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'
'My wife always switches the smoke detector off when she cooks.'
"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."
'You must be the only wife who uses a smoke alarm as a food timer!'
'School was great today, Mom -- Jennifer Pomeroy's perfume set off the smoke alarm!'
Smoke gets in your eyes.
"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"
'Hey, cut that out! The smoke alarm is going crazy in here!'