Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Exactly. It's time you changed the batteries in the smoke alarm."
If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!
'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'
Smoke Detector Support Group
Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.
"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"
'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'
'As the housing inspector, I'm telling you to install a smoke detector.'
Blackened Fish: BBQ until the smoke detectors inside the house go off.
'My wife always switches the smoke detector off when she cooks.'
'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'
'MY mother used to use a smoke detector as a meal-timer too!'
'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'
"Last week Tom built his own smoke detector...but it short circuited and almost burnt the house down."