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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
'These kids and their text messaging...'
'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'
'Oh no! Secondhand smoke!!'
"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And he's smoking!'
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'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'
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'We're leaving Bunty! They allow smoking in the car park!!'
'How is the detox going?'
'When you said on youe resume you were a hacker, I had imagined something else.'
'We will KILL whoever did this!'
'Him say him need more beans.'
'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'
'100 cigaretts a day. Why do you smoke so much?' - 'Coughing is the only exercise I get.'
'Have a cigar. Go ahead - they're bubblegum.'
The smoking Gun
'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'
'It's funny to hear politicians accuse of lying and distorting the truth.'
'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'
A dolls house with a working chimney.
'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'