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A couple sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant is approached by a waiter who is smoking a cigarette
'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'
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"Don't ask me- I just come here to smoke."
The Last Smoker
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Still smoking section
"I do smoke but only in designated areas."
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"I'm going back inside to get some air."
"We've come here to smoke."
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Designated Smoking Area - Please do not tap on glass
'You gotta give him credit for having the courtesy to come out here before spontaneously combusting.'
'Smoking or non-smoking?'
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
Now smoking allowed.
A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.
"I can't quit! Finding a place to smoke is the only thing keeping me fit!"
"This is our company's smoking area..."
Designated Smoking Area
"Ironically, smokers get far more exercise now that they're restricted from almost everywhere."
'While smoking is always dangerous to your health, it's less so in designated smoking areas.'
'Blimey what happened?' - 'Somebody lit up a cigarette in the bar!'
People smoke in a 'Smoking Area' outside an office door along with a child eating sugary cereal out of a box.
'Look, if you want to light up that's fine - but please use the designated smoking area over there!'
'I used to roll my own. Nowadays I just roll other people's...'