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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
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"Smokey The Tree"
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Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!
"I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm..." "But you're only 25."
"I'm going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, then I'm going somewhere I can smoke them."
'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'
'The new health and safety rep wants to talk about our smoking policy.'
'Not for me thanks, mate - I'm only a passive smoker.'
'and you promise not to run off, right?'
"Basically, Moses, the commandments are excellent as far as they go, but could you chisel out a few more covering issues like smoking and late tax returns?"
"Do you remember (sneeze) when the only thing smoking gave you was lung cancer?"
'Is this the smoking area?'
"Would you like to go to my place for a cigarette?"
'We're launching a campaign to get people to take up smoking again!'
'It turned out that if I gave up smoking, drinking and eating rich food I had a 36% greater risk of dying of boredom.'
He says the workplace smoking ban doesn't apply to him as he's not intending to do any work.
'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'
'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'
'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'
'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'
'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'
An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.
Once the fug had cleared it became evident that attendance had not been as high as Richard had hoped.
'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'
Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.