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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
Tags:hillary clinton, inauguration, inaugurations, prediction, predicted, predicts, advance, advanced, early, earlier, earliest, foregone conclusion, wrong, guess, guessing, arrogant, certain, certainty, clinton, clintons, overconfident, overconfidence, confident, smug, presidential election, president, presidents, general election, election, elections, 2017 election
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wishing, happy, happiness, content, contented, smug, smugly, smugness, punch, punches, punching, sadistic, sadism, suit, suits, sleazy, sleaze, mean, meanness, nasty, nastiness, hurt, hurting, waste, wasted, wastes, satisfaction, satisfied, power, powerful, lamp, lamps, smug, smugness
"Say something pompous!"
Tags:interview, interviewing, interviews, going to interview, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, men cloths, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, business person, businessperson, businesspeople, business people, new clothes, new suits, new suit, parenting, parenthood, pompous, pomposity, pretentious, pretentious, prep, preppy, prepare, preparation, privilege, privileged, white male privilege, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, interview preparation, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, overparent, overprotective, stuck up, stuck-up, smug, first impression, first impressions
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"Oh, thin - and how are you?"
Topiary - Middle Finger
Tags:the finger, middle finger, flip the bird, gardener, gardening, neighbours, neighbors, neighbour, neighbor, topiary, topiarist, topiarists, hedge cutting, hedge cutter, hedge cutters, hedge trimming, hedge, hedge clipping, hedge cutting, insult, insulting, smug, revenge, handyman, home handyman, neighbours from hell, petty, bitter, retaliation
"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets
'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'
Tags:environment, carpooling, carpool, carpools, commute, commutes, commuting, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalists, spouse, wife, mistress, smug, arrogance, seedy, sleazy, bimbo, jealous, jealousy, envy, global warming, bigger picture, petty, grievance, solution, traffic, car pool, car pooling
'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''
"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
Tags:cow, cows, rural, country, countryside, country side, prize, prizes, prizewinner, prize winner, compete, competition, competitions, win, winner, winning, gracious, grace, graciousness, smug, smugly, smugness, bad winner, sore loser, county, county fair, fair, fairs, show, county show, best, the best, be the best
As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...
"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
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"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."
Tags:online piece, online pieces, cocktail party, cocktail parties, blog, blogs, blog post, blog posts, editorial, editorials, opinion, opinion piece, opinion pieces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, smug, smugness, diminish, diminishes, diminishing, snark, snarks, snarking, snarky, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbiness
"Seven mile tailbacks...and in this heat. That must have been awful for you!"
"Oh God, here they come-act green."
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
Tags:full of yourself, full of himself, pride, proud, egotistic, egotistical, egotist, egotists, ego, egos, self-centered, selfish, egocentric, egomaniacal, elf-interested, self-seeking, self-absorbed, arrogant, narcissistic, vain, conceited, self-important, boastful, smug, business, workplace, cubicle, co-worker, conflict, personality, psychology, personality trait, personality flaws, big head, big heads, big headed, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
The Ekert Saga: 'It's amazing...the more he just hangs out with other animals, away from all that greed and hypocrisy of the 'civilized world'...'
'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'
"It's your muse, Henry. She's become complacent."
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"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."
Tags:sunday morning, sunday school, lies, church, churches, atheist, atheists, atheism, secular, secularist, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, god, gods, sunday mornings, sunday schools, religious education, secularists, smug, self-satisfied, lie, lies