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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
Tags:medical advance, medical advances, canada, canadian, healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, health care, socialized medicine, socialised medicine, government healthcare, prescription, prescriptions, prescription price, prescription prices, drug, medication, medications, medical fee, medical fees, medical expense, medical expenses, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, drug trade, american healthcare
"It's marzipan pigs."
Tags:customs, border agent, border agents, marzipan, pig, pigs, drug, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, candy, candies, sweets, drug enforcement, drug-sniffing, dog, dogs, k-9, k-9s, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, suspicious, suspicious package, suspicious packages, airport, airports, internation flight, international flights, banned item, banned items, banned goods
"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, airtravel, air travel, planetravel, plane travel, flying, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, flying with pets, threat, threats, threatening, smuggle, smuggling, disguise, disguises, dressed up, dress up, dressed-up, dress-up
Good immigration control
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'
Not expected to pass through Customs...
Tags:immigration control, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggled, russian doll, russian dolls, foreigner, foreigners, illegal immigrant, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, refugee, refugees, flee, flees, fleeing, fled, smuggler, smugglers, airport security
Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
"I smuggled in some liquor like you asked me to ? inside the little chocolates."
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).
'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'
'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'
'It's just a little something I brought back from Japan,'
"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"
Tags:noah, noahs ark, noah's ark, two by two, zebra, zebras, horse costume, horse costumes, horse suit, horse suits, zebra suit, zebra suits, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, stowaway, stowaways, stow away, stow aways, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, ark, arks, deceive, deceives, deception, deceptions, pair, pairs, extinct, extinction, extinctions
'Stop the illegal trade in exotic birds.'
'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'
"Captain, the driver convinced me that the shipment was completely legal."
"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."
"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, prisoner, prisoners, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smuggler, smugglers, smuggling, smuggle, smuggles, prohibited items, prohibited item, contraband, contrabands, vibrate, vibration, vibrations, vibrating, visiting hours, prison guard, prison guards
"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."