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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
Tags:medical advance, medical advances, canada, canadian, healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, health care, socialized medicine, socialised medicine, government healthcare, prescription, prescriptions, prescription price, prescription prices, drug, medication, medications, medical fee, medical fees, medical expense, medical expenses, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, drug trade, american healthcare
'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'
"It's marzipan pigs."
Tags:customs, border agent, border agents, marzipan, pig, pigs, drug, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, candy, candies, sweets, drug enforcement, drug-sniffing, dog, dogs, k-9, k-9s, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, suspicious, suspicious package, suspicious packages, airport, airports, internation flight, international flights, banned item, banned items, banned goods
"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, airtravel, air travel, planetravel, plane travel, flying, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, flying with pets, threat, threats, threatening, smuggle, smuggling, disguise, disguises, dressed up, dress up, dressed-up, dress-up
"You're getting warmer."
Good immigration control
A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools
Ban budgie smugglers
Tags:budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, budgerigars, birds, smugglers, smuggling, swimming suit, swimming suits, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers, summer wear, summerwear, protest, protests, bathing suit, bathing suits, budgerigar, bird, swimwear, swimwears, smuggler, bathers, togs, animal, animal rights, beach, summer, australia, protest
Drug Deal Gone Right IV
Tags:immigration control, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggled, russian doll, russian dolls, foreigner, foreigners, illegal immigrant, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, refugee, refugees, flee, flees, fleeing, fled, smuggler, smugglers, airport security
Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'
"I smuggled in some liquor like you asked me to ? inside the little chocolates."
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
"Boy...you Customs and Excise guys are getting REALLY tough with late payers, aren't you....?"
"Sorry I'm late, but the CIA had me confused with another Arvin V. Ritely, and I was questioned about smuggling arms into Peru."
'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'
'I got caught smuggling 12 cases of fortified wine into the country. WIll I be deported?'