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Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return.
Free Lunch - $10.
Will let you go, 85 cents.
Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine
"We can never get them both to work at the same time."
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Hey! What part of 'Buy Something' don't you understand?
A life. Get one here.
Home Vending Machine.
"Put some spiritual food in there."
"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"
Vending Machines: Coffee. Snacks. Cats.
'Put some brain food in there.'
Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!
Now What?! Find out, $5
Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.
Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.
"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."
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'Does profiting from gluttony concern you at all, Reverend?'
Cartoonist writer's block.
Al's vending machine.
'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'
'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'
'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'
"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."