Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
Tags:snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawings
"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'
Tags:anatomy, anatomist, anatomists, snail, snails, slug, slugs, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, broken bone, broken bones, biology, biologist, biologists, football, footballer, footballers, american football, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, medic, medics, injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."
"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'
"You look great. Let's go!"
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals
He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments
'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'
Tags:snail, snails, evictions, evicted, areas, rent, rents, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, suitcases, tenant, tenants, repossessions, mortgage repayment, mortgage repayments, eviction, property, shell, notice, evict, suitcase, belongings, court order, repossession, homeless, home
"Quick - you'd better go! My husband'll be home in 3 weeks!!!"
"Can I get you some salt for that?"
"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowaways