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"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
"I don't do windows."
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"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"So, you're staying in then?"
"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."
"It's snail mail. It's written very small I'll read it to you."
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
Revenge of the Snails
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'
Tags:anatomy, anatomist, anatomists, snail, snails, slug, slugs, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, broken bone, broken bones, biology, biologist, biologists, football, footballer, footballers, american football, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, medic, medics, injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
"Internet's fine to me."
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."
'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'
"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
"You look great. Let's go!"
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals
'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'
He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments