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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."
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"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, irish, ireland, irish immigrant, irish immigrants, america, american, st. patrick's day, st. patricks day, snake, snakes, drove the snakes out of ireland, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, immigrant, immigrants, immigrant story, immigrant stories, tale, tales, story, stories
"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, adam, eve, first humans, creation story, creation myth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, food, bagel, bagels, lox, salmon, jewish cuisine, jewish, jewish delicacies, choice, choices, tempting, original sin
"Darling, I've come crawling back to you, just the way you always said I would."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, former, previous, crawling back, returning, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
Tags:medusa, hairbrush, hairbrushes, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, gorgon, gorgons, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient greeks, ancient greece, ancient greek, hair brush, hair brushes, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
Kittens and snake.
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animals
A man walking his dog with a leash passes a man walking his snake holding it by its tail.
"Sometimes it's hard to tell whether she's going out or coming in!"
"You've been warned, Hoskins."
Tags:snake, snakes, corporate snake, corporate snakes, rattle snake, rattle snakes, work, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, office, offices, workplace, workplaces, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, manager, management, managers, managing, office life, office culture, office worker, office workers, threat, threaten, threatening, threats, middle management, middle manager, intimidation, intimidate, intimidations, intimidated
'I'm sorry, Ms. Pelosi. You'll have to pass it so we can find out what's in it.'
Medusa on Instagram
'Now walk in a straight line... nah I'm just messing with you.'
Medusa plaits her hair
Join or Die
Tags:impeachment probe, impeachment investigation, impeachment inquiry, impeachment trial, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats, partisan politics, ukraine scandals, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, snake, snakes, lie, lies, liar, liars, senate trial, article of impeachment, join or die, benjamin franklin
'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."
Tags:snake, snakes, animal, animals, bad guy, bad guys, creep, creeps, bad feeling, bad feelings, uncomfortable, intuition, women's intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
Tags:social media, social media post, social media posts, tag, tags, tagged, hashtag, hashtags, python, pythons, snake, snakes, maneater, maneaters, social media addict, social media addicts, social media addiction, eaten alive, eat, eating, eats, swallowed alive, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials
Bird draws a snake.
"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."
"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."