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"Just a heads up, folks. Our son is looking for his pet snake, so if you see him, he answers to 'Skippy'."
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"It's different when they're yours."
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"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
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Amber always kept her python, Howie, in her purse.
''What's the point of big chompers, we swallow everything whole!"
'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'
'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'
'How about that! Fluffy thinks you're huggable.'
'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'
'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'
'We really must do something about that pet door.'
'...and there's a bit more to come.'
'I have a pet snake.'
'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'
The old charm wore a bit thin.
Don't forget to feed the python...
'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'
A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.
When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'
Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui
'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'