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"I'm no clotheshorse, but it sure is great to shed that old skin!"
'Do you know what's cool about snakes? Fangs obviously. But they also shed their skin as they grow! How cool would that be?'
'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'
'Dear, you're shedding on the carpet again!'
"Look! A stripper!"
'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'
"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."
'I'm not going out looking like this - I need a new skin.'
'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'
Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.
'It's not all fun and games being a snake, but at least we never have to worry about wedgies.'
'Did I mention catskin is also self-cleaning?'
'Everything comes back in style eventually, so I've decided not to shed this season.'
'Phew you made me jump'
'Sorry about the coach. I'm shedding right now.'
'I like that skin you're wearing. Start shedding buddy!'
'...and don't even think about sneaking away with that old molting trick again!'
"This should help take care of some of the shedding."
"Mom! Andy left his shedded skin in the tub again!!"
"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."