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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
Tags:truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth, truths, lawyer, lawyers, truth teller, truth tellers, swear in, swears in, swearing in, testify, testifies, testifying, testimony, testimonies, relativistic, technicality, technicalities, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, sneakiness, relative, relativistic, whole truth, whole truths, witness, witnesses, witnessing, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, suspicious, suspiciousness, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, shrewd, careful
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, tire, tires, tired, sleepy, sleep, sleeps, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, quest, quests, internet, website, websites, web, webs, net, nets, site, sites, discreet, discreetly, avoid, avoids, attention, attentions, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, close to home
Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
The Trojan Beagle.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, beagle, beagles, trojan, trojans, fail, fails, failing, failed, failure, failures, trap, traps, trick, tricks, squash, squashes, squashed, overcrowd, overcrowds, overcrowded, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, infiltrate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The trick, as I see it, is to insulate yourself with layers of deadwood."
Tags:business practice, businessmen, big business, deadwood, hierarchy, hierarchies, businessman, white collar crime, trick, tricks, trickery, sneak, sneaking, sneaky, dishonest, unethical, ethical business, hiring, firing, personnel, human resources, human resource, hr, h.r, corporate, corporations, job security, office drone, office drones, layer, layers
"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
Tags:wolf, wolves, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolves in sheep's clothing, disguise, disguises, disguising, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, favor, favors, favour, favours, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, sneakiness, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, compromising photo, compromising photos, compromising photograph, compromising photographs, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, benedict arnold
"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
Tags:stealth, stealthy, jet, jets, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stealth bomber, secret, quiet, invisible, bomb, bombs, bomber, bombing, air force, raf, royal air force, usaf, us air force, military, militaries, sneak, sneaking, detect, detection, detecting, detects, absurd
'Tiptoe it by legal.'
In and Out Box
Tags:in box, in boxes, out box, out boxes, sneaking, sneak, sneaker, sneakers, sneak out, slip out, surreptitious, sneaking out, slipping out, duck out, ducking out, escape, escaped, escaper, escapers, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overworked, overworking, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, avoiding work, in door, out door, in and out, in-and-out, file box, files, filing, tasks, task, to do, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, office life, office work, office, offices, worker, workers, employee, employees, coming out, come out
"Just what do you think you're up to?"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, garden, gardening, gardens, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, yard, yards, child, children, cat lady, sneak, sneaky, sneaks, cat-lady, cat-ladies, cat lover, cat-lovers, cat-lover, cat lovers, acting suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious, mischief, mischievous, suspicious behaviour
'How's the meeting going, Ed?'
"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."
"You just missed her."
Tags:affair, affairs, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, one night stand, one night stands, sneak out, sneaks out, sneaking out, wife, wives, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, adulterer, adulterers, philander, philanders, philanderer, philanderers, missed phone call, missed phone calls, phone message, phone messages
'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'
'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'
"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"
Tags:dracula, stocking, stockings, hanging stocking, hanging stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, creep, creeps, creepy, detection, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking in, fireplace, chimney, chimneys
"Seriously, who is it?"
Reindeer delivering presents through door.
'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'
"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."
'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'