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Out too late? Call curfew beaters!
A rake jumps from a window onto a horse
In and Out Box
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"You just missed her."
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"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."
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'Where do you think you're going?'
'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'
'Sneaking out at day, are we?'
"I'm stealthily leaving under cover of night. Do you want anything?"
'. . . How long have you been on to me?'
'Come look at this, hon!...Either your son has snuck out of the house again, or he's turned into a rubber chicken.'
'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'
"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."
'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'
"Birds don't need taking for a walk - you're just off to the pub!"
Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.
"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"
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'Since when does it take four hours to walk the dog!'
'I was a teenager once too, dear.'
Popping 'IN' to work at 9am, sneaking 'OUT' at 5pm
'Why couldn't you tell your wife you were going to a darts match, like other men do?'
'Just as I suspected - it's a hologram!'
'...and don't even think about sneaking away with that old molting trick again!'
"According to the lunar calendar, it's safe to sneak out and party on Monday night: our dads will be out howling at the moon..."