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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
The sound of mucus.
Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.
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Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
"I never get sick."
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'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'
'God damn you.'
'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
'You're supposed to sneeze on your own elbow.'
'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''
Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'