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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
The sound of mucus.
Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'
'God damn you.'
'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
'You're supposed to sneeze on your own elbow.'
'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''
'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'
Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'
'I can accept that you're a germaphobe, but I can't get past the sneeze guard.'
Business is picking up, Mortimer.
"Hey, you have got great empathy!"