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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
The sound of mucus.
Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.
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Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
"I never get sick."
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'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'God damn you.'
'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
'You're supposed to sneeze on your own elbow.'
'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''
Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'
'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'
Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'
"Hey, you have got great empathy!"