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Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
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"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"
"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
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'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'We tried it your way and continue to lose market share. It's time you let me take a shot at it.'
"And to keep things moving along, I've added snipers.
"Still waiting for the weather to clear, sir?"
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"He's angry about getting old."
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'Come out with your fins up!'
"It came in twenty four parts with his Sniper Monthly."
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'Quiet Hospital Zone.'
'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'
"Actually, we're looking for a 'corporate sniper' version of 'American Sniper'."
"That's fascinating...how long have you been interested in polices?"
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'Can you recommend a few scary shows?' Clerk: 'CNN, ABC News, News Hour, MSNBC...'
'Got any sorry-I-missed-you cards?'
Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.
'The Academy never prepared me for this.'
'Still no takers for the voluntary redundancy, then?'
'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'
Soldier in Refrigerator Tank: Back to the Cold War.
'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'
'Unfortunately there is no magic bullet for the economy.'