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'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'
"Kiss him under the mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss him under the anaesthetic."
'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'
Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.
Daughter makes out with boyfriend as dad falls asleep.
'Okay, but no French kissing.'
'So. . . before you found me - How many frogs did you snog?'
When kissing a woman, try not to burp.
'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'
"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."
'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'
'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'
Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).
'One sloppy and five pecks please.'
The first kiss.
Rightwingers boycott French kisses: 'Why couldn't we just all call 'em freedom kisses.'
'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'
Six arms, no waiting.
Two minds but with a single thought.
Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.
"I'm not really a handsome prince. I just fancied a good snog."
"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"
'I think it's called 'bonding'.'